[bulk] [dsn_klr650] world's fastest klr

[Norm Keller]

Worked in a shop with a young guy who was always ragging me that his Jimmy was better than my Bronco so one lunch I challenged him to a "drag race" on the street behind the shop. He eagerly accepted and everyone trooped out for the event. He pulled up on the street and was yelling out the window to ask what I was doing when I backed up to him. I told him, that this was a drag race so I was going to hook up the chain so we would see who could drag who. He began to dispute the agreement but the other guys, seeing an opportunity to stir him up, loudly supported me.   Knowing that my Bronco out weighed his Jimmy by about 1,000 pounds, the result was not in question. I pulled him with ease regardless of what he tried. Everyone watching was howling with mirth. Nothing quite like out witting the noisy and brash.