cmc top fuel klr drag races for 06

[dbocz]

Is there any more talk of an organized DP ride in the Black Hills this summer?

[Jud Jones]

--- In DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com, Ron Criswell wrote:

> It was decided and debated in the campground that drag races for 06 > might be way cool. And it might not. Some of us were sober when we came > to this grand idea. Zack from Oregon is / was our Creative Director. He > don't drink so we know he wasn't under the influence ......... of > alcohol. Being from oregon, there just could be some other ..... > influences. > > Top Fuel class will be headed by CA Stu. He uses a provocative fuel of > Tequila and Drano. Criswell (me) uses part of a burrito from the Moab > Diner and WD 40 (of course). > Bogdan will plan to use Vodka and .......... linseed oil (go figure). > Gary Patterson from Seattle swears by the secret mixture of diesel he > uses in his truck. Zack will use Rat poison (but he will use it on the > competition). Sid from Kansas swears by a new veggie fuel. > > Funny Bike Class will be headed up by Zack as his bike is pretty Funny. > > Pro Stock can only run tweety pipes. > > We will run on pavement and dirt as not to give anyone and advantage > from different tire patterns. > > Parachutes to stop are optional as are trees and boulders. > > Eagle Mike and Fred are already working on a Super Doohickey. It is a > supercharger with a nitrous boost. No extended swing arms are allowed. > > Tim from Happy Trails is already on the drawing board with a new > Wheelie bar design. I told him this is not necessary as half of > KLRistas can't wheelie these beasts. > > Mud Drags and KLR tractor type pulls are also being considered. We will > have to check with the BLM on mud drags. Judson Jones may be of some > assistance here. > > The girl from Washington on the Mary Kay KLR might be coaxed into Flag > or umbrella duty. She won't be allowed to race as she appeared to be > lighter by far than the rest of us and that could be a substantial > advantage. > > Whadaya think. I'll handle the ESPN contract. > > Criswell

Hey, I'll be there, running on Old Overholt and methane.