nklr invention for riding highly vibrating motobikes.

[WILLAM GILMORE]

I'm pretty progressive about such things and believe firmly that if you're going to have brats they should be given away to anyone who wants one. I should know, I hail orignally from Sheboygan, WI which is the Brat Capitol of the world. Will Harry Seifert wrote:

> [Original Message] > From: Judson D. Jones > To: > Date: 11/1/2004 6:33:46 AM > Subject: [DSN_klr650] Re: NKLR free speech > > > > --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, "Dooden" wrote: > > > > --- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, rm@r... wrote: > > > > > > On Thu, 28 Oct 2004, Dirk Beer wrote: > > > > > > >>My view (which I probably shouldn't post) is that there is no > > "right" to > > > >>children, and if you can't afford them, you shouldn't have them.

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> > > > > > >Seems pretty harsh to me, considering how many couples need two > > incomes > > > >to have a good standard of living. > > > > > > >and for women, it's not neccesarily a matter of being able to afford > > > >children, but of having to choose between a career and children. > > without > > > >a reasonable amount of maternity leave, and some assurance of eing > > able > > > >to continue their job, they pretty much have to choose one or the > > other. > > > > > > Dirk, what are you proposing? Do we pay women to NOT work? You're > > damn > > > right there's a choice involved, and that's exactly how it should be. > > > Children are an expensive and private hobby, and it's not up to the > > > gummint, bidniz, or the taxpayers to subsidize fertilla's SUV, her > > HDTV, > > > or her stainless appliances. Or her brats. > > > > > > RM > > > > Amen Brother.... > > > > I have to pay for my brats, then soak them in beer followed by a nice > > slow boil then off to the grill. Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmm like mine crispy > > with mustard. > > > > That would seem to be a modest proposal.

Now that's a pretty swift comeback, Jonathan. drizzle a little Texas style BBQ sauce on 'em as they grill...................MMMMmmmmmmmmmm, MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Better.

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[Mike Torst]

-----Original Message----- From: Dooden [mailto:dooden@...] Sent: Monday, November 01, 2004 3:46 AM To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Subject: [DSN_klr650] Re: NKLR free speech

--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, rm@r... wrote: > > On Thu, 28 Oct 2004, Dirk Beer wrote: > > >>My view (which I probably shouldn't post) is that there is no "right" to > >>children, and if you can't afford them, you shouldn't have them. > >>(Of > > >Seems pretty harsh to me, considering how many couples need two incomes > >to have a good standard of living. > > >and for women, it's not neccesarily a matter of being able to afford > >children, but of having to choose between a career and children. without > >a reasonable amount of maternity leave, and some assurance of eing able > >to continue their job, they pretty much have to choose one or the other. > > Dirk, what are you proposing? Do we pay women to NOT work? You're damn > right there's a choice involved, and that's exactly how it should be. > Children are an expensive and private hobby, and it's not up to the > gummint, bidniz, or the taxpayers to subsidize fertilla's SUV, her HDTV, > or her stainless appliances. Or her brats. > > RM Amen Brother.... I have to pay for my brats, then soak them in beer followed by a nice slow boil then off to the grill. Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmm like mine crispy with mustard. Dooden A15 Green Ape ------reply----------------- Halloween was a great harvest for us. We now have 10 of the little 2-legged critters soaking in buttermilk for a big feast this weekend. Mike Torst A16 Aka - lasvegasrider

[Mike Torst]

Hey naked - have you considered grinding them into a fine pate, and serving w/ onions on fresh bagels? Mike Torst A16 aka lasvegasrider -----Original Message----- From: nakedwaterskier [mailto:nakedwaterskier@...] Sent: Monday, November 01, 2004 7:18 AM To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Subject: [DSN_klr650] NKLR Free Speech Children should be ground into fertilizer! There are too many people on the fwy already. List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . Yahoo! Groups Links

[Bogdan Swider]

> I have to pay for my brats, then soak them in beer followed by a nice > slow boil then off to the grill. Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmm like mine crispy > with mustard. > > Dooden

I have to weigh in here. Brats are an inferior type of sausage. Compared to fresh or smoked kielbasa from a sausage shop ( not Hillshire farm ), a nice deli veal wurst or a decent kosher frank they taste like cardboard. I guess if you're drunk in a parking lot it doesn't make much difference. Bogdan

[ron criswell]

Drunk in a parking lot? Sounds like Texas to me. We have some pretty good sausages down in the German country in the central TX area around New Braunfels - Fredericksburg. Not bad in the Chezch area up in the town of West either. Criswell Bogdan Swider wrote:

> > I have to pay for my brats, then soak them in beer followed by a nice > > slow boil then off to the grill. Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmm like mine crispy > > with mustard. > > > > Dooden > > I have to weigh in here. Brats are an inferior type of sausage. Compared to > fresh or smoked kielbasa from a sausage shop ( not Hillshire farm ), a nice > deli veal wurst or a decent kosher frank they taste like cardboard. I guess > if you're drunk in a parking lot it doesn't make much difference. > > Bogdan > > List sponsored by Dual Sport News at www.dualsportnews.com. List FAQ courtesy of Chris Krok at: www.bigcee.com/klr650faq.html > Unsubscribe by sending a blank message to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com . > > > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > >

[Mike Torst]

OH boy - Thanks - that was a 'gas'! Can't wait for your next solution - The Fecal-iminator..(LOL) Mike Torst A16 aka lasvegasrider -----Original Message----- From: Baron Tynan [mailto:barontynan@...] Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 6:54 AM To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com Subject: [DSN_klr650] NKLR invention for riding highly vibrating motobikes. Greetings, After having ridden the KLR for over 6 mo's I would like to propose the feesibility of constructing a "bladder relieving" device for highly vibrating motobikes (especially thumpers). It would consist of a comfortable lambs intestine sheath that fits over the flacid male anatomy (sorry, no female prototype in the works....yet) and runs down the left leg of the rider exiting from behind the back of the boot. The device (code name: Ur-in luck!) will allow the rider to experience instant relief while enjoying the scenery (and lubricating the chain at the same time). Some technical problems that exist are as follows: 1) What is the legality of depositing urine on the roadway/trail? 2) What is the likelyhood of bladder infections occuring during high milage trips? 3) Will unresponsible riders carelessly toss used lambs intestine on the roadway causing unforseen accidents? 4) Will devices need to be offered in different sizes or should a zip-tie be included with each intestine for one-size-fits-all convience? R/D is about to get underway so now's the time to volunter for beta- testing the Ur-in Luck! Bladder Relieveing Device. The first five to respond will be first on the list to test the "Dual-Sport Diaper" for #2 concerns.! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Happy Election Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bonsall Baron