OMG. I think I just pi$$ed myself. Gotta wait for the reply to this
one!
millerized
--- In
DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, Zachariah Mully
wrote:
> On Wed, 2004-04-21 at 21:35, Stu wrote:
> > Is everyone else seeing that ad on the Yahoo group page?
> > Has the world gone mad?
> > Now I'm off to burn my eyes out with a soldering iron.
> > Thanks
> > CA Stu
>
> Dammit! I've already sent in your application!
>
> "Name: "Stuart Mumford"
>
> Favorite QEMG host: "Definitely Keiren. I love his tight ass and
the way
> he smiles."
>
> Favorite accessory: "For certain my 2004 HD FDXCTIDXDHA in all
chrome. I
> love spending my weekends with a bottle of Simichrome and polishing
the
> 20,000 square inches of chrome on it. I ride that bike all the time,
> last year I put 200 miles on it!"
>
> Favorite tattoo: "Oohh, I was at this years Protocologists
convention (I
> won Ass Master of the Year) and on the convention floor, next to the
> "Spee-d-Enema" booth, there was a henna tattoo booth. I had them do
a
> "Harley Davidson 4 EVER" on my left butt cheek with a picture of a
> Harley parked outside a bar on the right cheek. All the doctors
loved
> it. Too bad it only lasted a week."
>
> Favorite place to ride: "Around the corner from my McMansion
subdivision
> is this great tropical themed bar. Sure it takes 2 hours to put on
all
> my new purchased Authentic Certified Genuine Harley Davidson logo
wear,
> but I think all the other doctors at the bar are truely jealous of
100th
> Anniversary HD leather drinking beanie autographed by Willie G that
I
> won on ebay. Best $800 I've ever spent."
>
> First motorcycle memory: "A year ago, I was taking my staff out to
the
> Olive Garden for lunch and in the parking lot I saw that jackass RM
> leaving on his new HD FHDSTHSDASDIS. He runs that ghetto plastic
surgery
> 'boutique' down on Sunset called 'Faces of the Future' or something
> equally drippy and I knew then, that if I were to stay ahead of the
> Joneses', I'd have to escalate. So later that day, I drove the
Navigator
> over to the HD dealership and bought brand new HD FHXXATH@*FHFSD. I
also
> bought a Hummer and a trailer because I needed something to tow the
bike
> with... Besides the Hummer is lot easier to drive when drunk, even
with
> the bike and trailer on it! About 6 months ago, I traded that bike
in,
> the tires had a flat spot from being trailered so much and dealer
> suggested that I just get a whole new bike. They even taught me how
to
> ride it from bar to bar!"
>
> Goal for the QEMG hosts: "I'd really like to find out how I can
> integrate more magenta into my motorcycling wardrobe. It's such a
hard
> color to coordinate!"
>
>
>
> Z DC
> A5X
> A12X