[edmontondualsportriders] nklr humor - travel & health advisory

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update: touchdown...final report

Post by Combat Tourer » Tue May 13, 2003 7:46 pm

April 21, 2003 - Touchdown and home..... Odometer: 32,021, 23,050 miles in 6 months, two weeks! We arrived in Iguazu and I just happened to take a look down at my rear sprocket and was shocked to see that the roller valleys between the teeth were worn so badly that the sprocket teeth themselves were beginning to resemble needles! And here we are on the western border of Brazil. I am so stupid. The five days we waited for Hughs bike to be repaired it never occurred to me to take the opportunity to replace the sprocket. No, strike that. I thought they would make it home. There was no way I was going to make it back to the coast on this worn out (less then 8000 miles!) Sunstar sprocket. Junk! I'll never buy another one. Like in almost all the big towns/cities of Brazil, we were approached by a local that wanted to help us find accommodations. They help you, you tip them. Not really a bad arrangement if you don't want to go wondering around. And I needed a shop to help me out, so I had the the guy that approached us take me to the nearest shop that might help. It was a Yamaha shop that suggested we go to the local Suzuki shop. I have a Kawasaki. For some reason Kawasaki is not very well represented in Brazil. In any case, the shop owner said he could adapt a Suzuki rear sprocket for me. After disassembly we discovered that the inner bearing had somehow broken loose from its seat and was destructively tumbling around inside the hub coupling, wearing the living crap out of the seat. This is where I left off the last time. The shop owner (Doug, Dougs Suzuki) assured me that they could deal with this problem since I had the foresight to carry the OEM bearing along with me on the trip. They didn't have a bearing. Well, my hat's off to those guys at Dougs. They did a great job with fitting a new sprocket and (I later discovered) with machining and fitting a race into the hub to act as a new seat for the bearing! They even cleaned my bike to the point of non-recognition! I mean, at first glance, it looked brand new! Later, as we rode away from Foz do Iguazu, I noted a serious oil leak from the drain bolt. Yes, they changed the oil but I failed to offer a new crush washer and suspected the possibility that the threads got stripped by over-torquing. I put a 1/8 turn on the bolt and felt very little resistance, nearly confirming my fears 100%. From this point on in the trip I decided against removing the bolt for inspection or oil changes, I would simply keep adding oil. So for the last 2000+ miles I went through about 4 quarts of fresh oil. But the good news is, there were no more mechanical or maintenance issues for the rest of the trip. Woohoo! While we were in the town of Falls de Iguazu, we of course visited the falls. They are huge and spectacular and someday I will revitalize my web-site to show you the pictures I took. But here is a taste for you in the meantime: http://gosouthamerica.about.com/library/blIguazupix.htm Hugh and I walked the path (Brazilian side) from the visitors drop off down to the water and falls themselves. But before this, we paid for a little jungle tour and Zodiak boat excursion up-river and directly into/under the falls. That was cool! The Zodiak seated around 16 people and was propelled by two large (I'm guessing 350cc or greater) outboard motors. Very fast! The trip up consisted of navigating against a very fast river current through deeper channels to avoid rocks, and therefore lots of cool and sudden turns of the boat. The captain got us to a relatively calm point and idled the boat for us all to enjoy a picture opportunity. After that, we placed our valuables in plastic bags and headed straight for the falls. Whoa! Of course we got drenched, but the first thing you realize is that there is a LOT of water spray before you reach the falls making it downright impossible to keep your eyes opened. Goggles would have worked. It was like an amusement park ride from then on as the captain dunked first the front end of the boat and swung around to get the rear end wet next. He kept doing this over and over. Excellent! From all the screaming and yelling, it was obvious everyone was having a great time. And every time he'd pull away for us all to catch our breath he'd ask, "you want to go again"? "YEAH!". Great fun! We also visited nearby, the Itaipu hydroelectric dam, a joint development of Brazil and Paraguay. The structure is amazing. It went online in early 1984 and supplies Paraguay with over 80% of its power needs, while supplying Brazil with over 25% of its needs. It's a fairly locked down facility, but the tour is free with busses shuttling visitors to observation areas and past the twenty or so massive turbine water shoots. Here is a link to more info about the dam. Go to the bottom of the page for pictures. http://www.dams.org/kbase/submissions/showsub.php?rec=ins237 We also visited a bird sanctuary just across from the entrance to the falls park. Of course, we got a lot of pictures of some very colorful birds, and they are just what you'd expect for tropical birds. Very colorful and odd. The night before we left for Asuncion, Paraguay I ordered in for pizza (a food the latin americans just can't get right). This turned out very badly for me, as I got as sick as the proverbial dog the next day. It was just a bad feeling in my stomach at first, but after around 200 miles of travel into this very third world country I couldn't take it anymore and pulled off to find a bathroom. Food poisoning. Diarrhea and throwing up with a fever is no way to travel by motorcycle. By the time we got to the outskirts of Asuncion, I just wanted a room. Again, a guy on a motorcycle approached us and escorted us into town finding us a hotel with secure parking. I pretty much stayed in my room for the three days we were there, keeping hydrated as much as possible. I had really bad cravings for ice-cream or milk for some reason and on the second day I ventured out to find some. I also reasoned in my own limited thought process where self medication is concerned, that I needed fruit and yogurt. No ice-cream, but I got milk, yogurt and fruit. This combination just exacerbated the problems as the yogurt combined with the sugary fruit caused serious and very uncomfortable gas. Evil pain for another day. I finally broke free of the grip and did enjoy one evening out with Hugh at a local food place. Suffice it to say that I was a little apprehensive to eat. My memories of Paraguay are then, not justifiably, not good. Maybe another time. We headed back to Brazil, on our way to Rio de Janeiro and at the border crossing once again were informed we did not need any paperwork to travel with our bikes. You got a title? Good enough. OK. As we crossed the southern part of the country we were treated to some very pretty vistas of fertile rolling farmland and at one point twisting mountain roads. Finally, a place to use some of that expensive side rubber on our tires that had been neglected for so long. As we descended out of the mountains and approached Sao Paulo it was obvious the riding party was over. So much traffic mixed with bad roads made the trip north fairly obnoxious. We decided to head for the coast and spend some time on the beach, once again, before entering Rio so we headed to Sao Sebastiao. The ride out of Sao Paulo, off the main route to Rio, to Sao Sebastiao was fun. And the final approach to the beach town was fantastic with gorgeous views of the town below and a twisty descending road for fun. Unfortunately, it rained almost the entire time we were in town (three days), but it was still nice. From Sao Sebastiao we took the coastal road northeast towards Rio de Janeiro. Excellent! I swear the cloudy sky and occasional rain only made the scenery (very jungle) only slightly less exciting then it could be. Sunlight would have been perfection and would have offered much better photo opportunities. It's hard to capture the colors of the flowering trees and broad green leaves under clouds. If you go to this area, ride this road! We had planned to finish the day in Itagua, but when we arrived we found it to be not so accommodating. Very dirty and besides, we didn't see one hotel. So we decided to just keep going right into Rio de Janeiro. Not a bad decision as it turned out since we got there with daylight to spare. Of course, Rio de Janeiro is a huge city and we immediately got lost. Not really though. We intended to stay in Copacabana and were following the signs when we came to a police enforced detour that took us into the heart of municipality. Hmm-mm. We found out later that on Sundays, the main roads are redirected for pedestrian and bicycle traffic. Breaking out the travel books and trying to determine our whereabouts with reference to the central city took a little while but we finally figured it out and found Copacabana. We intended to visit the tourist information office to help us find cheap accommodations but, when we found it, it was closed. Sunday, 7pm but the book said it was opened 7 days a week until 8pm. Oh well, plenty of hotels to choose from here. We chose an expensive room for a couple of nights until we could find less expensive rooms the next day. Copacabana is a district of Rio de Janeiro situated south of the central part of the city and in close proximity to Ipanema. On hindsight, I think we probably would have preferred to station in Ipanema because the beaches are a bit nicer and there seemed to be a few more things to do. It really didn't matter in the long run though as the two districts are so close together. Prior to arriving in Rio I had been in contact with Lew Waterman (http://www.angelfire.com/mo/motormark/Punky_n_Lew.html) who had been advised that Varig was the carrier to use for transport back to the states. The price seemed right at $575 but due to the Iraq war, carriers were drying up. So imagine my shock when I called them and was quoted the price of $2,300 per motorcycle, without a crate! And without passage! So, while we were trying to enjoy our stay in Rio, we were also trying to find cheaper freight. And we finally found Air Global who contracted with Azteca shippers who would end up costing us $1,580 per bike, crated, but still without passage. We did find round-trip tickets for a reasonable price, but that was a forced issue since we needed to have the tickets in hand before Brazilian customs would release the bikes. Not to go into too much detail about the shipping episode with Azteca, but essentially their service ended up costing us a weeks delay in Rio (boohoohoo, right?) and another weeks worth of unnecessary hotel costs in Miami. And part of the reason was the fault of the Brazilian customs authority. Note that we crossed the border from Uruguay and insisted on temporary titlement and were told we didn't need it. The next day we went back and asked again and told the same thing. Crossing from Paraguay we asked for the paperwork and again were told we didn't need it. However, Brazilian customs at the cargo shippers wanted it! Jack asses! We finally convinced customs that we had passage out of the country and proved ownership of the bikes with our titles. And they, to their credit, admitted that the border aduana was at fault. So, lesson here is insist until you get the correct paperwork if you plan to ship your bike home from Brazil, or anywhere for that matter. Also, unless you have to, try not to use Azteca. The guy we worked with was nice enough but the service really sucked. Anyway, when we weren't running down errands and taking care to get our bikes cleared, we did get to see some of the cooler sights (the very pretty women included) offered in Rio de Janeiro. We visited Christ the Redeemer monument in Corcavado, world famous statue of Jesus Christ with his arms outstretched. Excellent viewing location and a pretty cool construction feat. We also rode the sky-lifts up onto Sugarloaf, which was a bit unnerving. Cable cars swing in the breeze, know what I mean? I visited the Fort of Copacabana which is a gun battery encased in 12 feet of concrete with two predominate 315mm guns. Firepower baby! The friggin shell casings came up to my armpits! We also got to hook up with Lew and meet his dog Punky and his new bride Achi. I've got to admit, Lews adventure for the past year eclipses my own if for nothing else then the problems he encountered with his KLR650. And, the guy got married on the way! Incredible. Lew and Achi, like most every other adventure tourers we met, are great people with great attitudes about life. We finally, finally, touched down in Miami on April 9th and began the 1 week wait for our bikes. Not all bad except that we really weren't prepared for the expense, nor the re-acclimation to American pricing. When a six-pack of beer costs more than twice what I was paying for three liters and a dinner costs nearly as much as an entire days worth of meals, something is wrong. Gasoline prices are much better in America though, as well as the quality of the product. Hmm-m. When we finally got word our bikes arrived, we were very excited. After doing the US Customs dance and extracting the bikes from the crates, we thought we might have just enough gasoline to get to the nearest station to fill up. We really wanted to be on the road by no later than 1pm but, having to deal with customs again and getting the gasoline we needed put us back to around 3:30pm. I remembered from the KLR list that there is always a little bit of gasoline in the right drape of the gas tank that never gets used because the petcock is on the left hand side. So, I thought, lay the bike over on the left and see if that would be enough to get me to the gas station. What happened is the float got hung up, leaving the float needle opened and subsequently poring gasoline into the cylinder. Yee...ha :( So, I ended up spending way too much time getting a new plug in and getting the puddle of gas out of the cylinder. A couple of taps on the float bowl remedied the situation, loosening the float. And after finally buttoning everything up, we got gasoline (taxi ride) and were on our way...right into rush hour. After getting past Fort Lauderdale, through a nice little downpour we pulled off. We were close to the Florida Turnpike, which I intended to take. Hugh wanted to bolt right for home so, we separated for the last time here and said goodbye. I was in no great hurry and wanted to ride up through the Appalachians on my way home. I finally considered myself home when I arrived at my brothers house in Front Royal, VA for Easter dinner. Ahhh, free room and board. ;) What a ride. Exhausting in the end but now that I'm home and have rested for awhile, I want to be back out there. Todd Peer 1992 - KLR650(aka - Ugly) __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com

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[edmontondualsportriders] nklr humor - travel & health advisory

Post by Dave Watkins » Tue May 13, 2003 8:49 pm

Forgot to credit the CanukLongRider list for this..... Please don't fire me.. Dave
----- Original Message ----- From: Dave Watkins To: EdmontonDualSportRiders@... Cc: DSN_klr650 Sent: Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:41 PM Subject: [EdmontonDualSportRiders] NKLR Humor - Travel & Health Advisory WARNING for Lethbridge Alberta Canada TRAVEL AND HEALTH ADVISORY WARNING FOR LETHBRIDGE ALBERTA CANADA Please be aware of a new Health & Travel Advisory Warning for Lethbridge, Alberta. Local Health Authorities have acknowledged an outbreak of DARS in our community. Symptoms of DARS (Disorientation And Relocation Syndrome) include * disappearing suddenly without notice * re-appearing in distant locations several days later * victim has no knowledge of traveling * sudden visions of old flames in remote towns * explanations for bizarre behavior are contradictory and change twice daily The contagious nature of this new disease is yet to be determined. Please exercise extreme caution when making travel arrangements to Lethbridge. Insurance carriers are refusing to accept liability for those who contract this condition due to unpredictable nature and high cost of associated expenses. Cancellation insurance on trips to Lethbridge is no longer available. For more detail see http://www.recorder.ca/cp/national/030508/n0508123A.html ............................ 30 ............................ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: EdmontonDualSportRiders-unsubscribe@... Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

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