colloquialisms

[monahanwb@yahoo.com]

I used to work with this old boy, he was a Floda Cracker. One day it was about 100 degrees out at ten in the morning, and we were sweating. He wiped off his brow, looked over at me, and said, "By God, Bill, it's hotter 'n a preacher's prick in a calves ass" I figured that the expression must have come up from the south. This ol boy was full of em. One day, he couldn't find his tape measure, and he looked through the truck, couldn't find it, and said "Lordy, I'll be dipped in shit".

[rene.maillet@chrc-ccdp.ca]

--- How about: Busier than a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

[Peter Berghs]

or, Slicker than two eels fucking in a pail of snot! PB rene.maillet@... wrote:

> > --- How about: > > Busier than a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

[S2Mumford@aol.com]

--- How about: Ok I'll chime in with my all time favorite expression "Happier than a faggot on a submarine" Andre Agassi CA Stu [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

[Dan Oaks]

My all time favorite is: Smells so bad it 'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon! -- bierdo S2Mumford@... wrote:

> --- How about: > > Ok I'll chime in with my all time favorite expression > > "Happier than a faggot on a submarine" Andre Agassi > > CA Stu > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... > Let's keep this list SPAM free! > > Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com > > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/

[Conall O'Brien]

I once told a person " You're so spineless you could have a mouth full of crap and you still wouldn't say shit." Forget where I first heard that one. Digressing as usual. Conall

>From: Dan Oaks >Reply-To: bierdo@... >To: S2Mumford@... >CC: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com >Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Re:NKLR colloquialisms >Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 15:31:26 -0500 > >My all time favorite is: >Smells so bad it 'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon! > >-- >bierdo > >S2Mumford@... wrote: > > > --- How about: > > > > Ok I'll chime in with my all time favorite expression > > > > "Happier than a faggot on a submarine" Andre Agassi > > > > CA Stu > >

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[Swede]

Reaks bad enough to gag a maggot. "Swede"

--- In DSN_klr650@y..., Dan Oaks wrote: > My all time favorite is: > Smells so bad it 'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon! > > -- > bierdo

[Russell Scott]

Don't let the light of your life be the light in your refridgerator. If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents. Never call a man a fool; borrow from him. Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fists. Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity Be nice to people until you have made your first million bucks. After that people will be nice to you. Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive. When in doubt, mumble. Make sure your mind isn't so open that your brains fall out. When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing. Only dead fish swim with the stream. Question authority. Just being yourself, being who you are, is a successful rebellion. Shoot for the moon, and if you miss, you will still be among stars You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid to worry.

[dinero_0@yahoo.com]

Heard it as a kid growing up in Cleveland, and still don't know what it means; "Go Pound Salt" Only remember hearing it from the Gramps, Dad and Uncles so it may be a family thing. Mike A15 Trying to put on Miles(4K rpm limit sucks)

[racing43rd@aol.com]

Nope, not a family thing. Maybe a Cleveland thing, I still here it all the time. Ed Windsor Ohio East of Cleveland Grew up in Cleveland and Cleveland Hts [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]