rob@... writes:
> Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can never
> earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem
> can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following
three
> postulates:
>
> Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
> Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
> Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time
> It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
> and since,
> Time = Money, we have, Knowledge = Work / Money
> Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge
> Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero,
> Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
>
> Conclusion:
>
> The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Honey's Corollary states that all men's efforts are directed into 3 main
areas:
1. Money, 2. Ambition, 3. Recreation
Therefore; If all men make it their Ambition to Make Money (A2MM) so that
they can Enjoy Recreation (ER) the following mathematical relationship is
valid:
1+2=3 (Money+Ambushion=Recreation)
The following condition must be honored: Don't let your A2MM get in your way
of ER cuz the product of your A2MM can easily dominate your life so that you
cannot ER and you end up DOA-ER (Dead On Arrival - Emergency Room).
In conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make, the More Fun you Have,
provided that Honey is Kept Happy.
Knot - workin' to play (with Honey, kids, mortgage and a few ol' bikes)