This all sounds familiar!> 1)I'm selfish > 2)I spend too much money > 3)I don't take responsibility > 4)I can't be trusted with a credit card > 5)I can't be trusted with the kids (Ok so I wasn't hungry one day and I > forgot to make lunch) > 6)I don't appreciate the efforts of others > 7)I don't appreciate my wife > 8)I'm anal > 9)I don't listen > 10)I don't talk > 11)I only do what I want to do > 12)I wish I married someone more like my mother > 13)I never pick up after myself > 14)I am always too busy > 15)When I'm not busy I find another project > and on and on..... >
Right on! Every guy needs someone to occasionally make him feel like crap just when he though things were cool. Its like a human check valve.> How are all you bachelors gonna learn stuff like this if you don't get > married. GEESCH! >
This reminds me of a joke (Here's the foul language, but it doesn't tell right without it. You sensitive people need to cover your eyes now.) Little Johnny was kicking around the house and getting in his mom's hair. "Mom, I'm bored" says little Johnny. "Well, why don't you go over across the street and watch the workman build that new house?" says Johnny's mother. "When you come back home for dinner, you can tell me what you learned." So he did. Later, when Johnny came home his mother asked what he had learned. "Well, first you go to hang the motherfucking door, and the son of a bitch doesn't fit right. So then you take the motherfucker down, shave a cunt hair off the top, then a cunt hair off the side, add a god-damned shim to the frame, and then try the bastard again, and the motherfucker still doesn't fit right!" Aghast, his mother says "You go to your room! You just wait until your father gets home!" When his father gets home, his mother, in tears, tells Johnny to repeat what he said earlier. So Johnny does. Johnny's father, in a very stern voice, says "Johnny, I have to punish you. I want you to go out and get a switch." To which Johnny replies "Fuck you dad, that's the electrician's job!" Jeff> > Here's the story.. This past weekend I was installing a new storm door on > the front of the house.....