Dear Kimberites:
Enclosed is the history on our car, as we know it, which was sent to Jerry
Austin who is one of the tech specialists in the Vintage MG Club in Southern
California in response to his request for the information. We are sending
this information to the list in case anyone might know the former owners.
Perhaps some of them may want to know "Whatever happened to that car?"
Kindest regards,
Alan & Victoria Campbell
and now...
The DAILY DRIVEL!
Actual Signs on Businesses
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in N.E. Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire, and will take
appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
place."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you
don't, you will be."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
On a southern California meat and provisions company truck:
"You can't beat our meat"
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