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Dean Woodward
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Post by Dean Woodward » Tue Apr 03, 2001 11:23 am

L wrote:
> > Well, everybody. Here's how it really is: > > California ranks 48th in the nation in power consumed per person. > > California grows more than half the nation's fruit, nuts and vegetables. > > We're keeping them. We need something to eat when the power goes out. We
Cool. Maybe we can teach people to be self-dependent again. Most of the population needs to go on a diet anyway.
> California is the nation's number one dairy state. We're keeping our > Dairy products. We'll need plenty of fresh ones since our refrigerators > can't be relied upon. Got milk?
I can't see how it could be effective to ship fresh milk across state lines; support your local dairy. My cheese & etc. comes from Oregon.
> We Californians are gonna keep all our high-tech software in state.
THANK YOU. Please do. I deal with enough bugs out of Redmond; if you keep Silly-cone Valley to yourself, that's one less tactical nuke I have to save up for.
> We're keeping all our airplanes.
Gee, I have to ride my motorcycles more? What a shame.
> our high-tech aerospace stuff, too, like the sophisticated weapons > systems that let you sleep at night, not worried you might wake up > under the rule of some foreign kook.
I'm increasingly less worried about "foreign kooks" and more worried about the domestic ones being exported from LA to Portland (i.e., Bloods, Crips, etc.) No high-tech weapon system is going to protect me from that. What protects me from that is gun control, where gun control equals being able to hit your target.
> Want to see a blockbuster movie this weekend?
Keep 'em. Little of interest has come out of Hollyweird of late anyway. In fact, maybe we'd all be better off if we had to learn to talk to our families again instead of staring at the idiot box.
> Want some nice domestic wine?
My wines (and beers!) come from Oregon or Washington. (Oh, BTW- Portland called, they want their Blitz Weinhard brewery back.)

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