suggestion on name

[bill e goat]

K.R.A.P. anyone could see that it's an acronym for: KLR Riding And Partying Senor Cabrito and sidekick, Lengua Amoroso

[Dash Weeks]

Greetings Ed, [G!] (warning you are about to become the butt of what nobody will consider humor, take it like a Man and smile a lot, like you know what we're all laughing at) We didn't have quite enough Re: (s) up in the Subject line so I took the liberty of adding one. I am deeply concerned that you are offended, if there is anything I can do to help.... please let me know (cough!). Flames really weren't deserved in your case... see ... once you discovered that it was a joke you'd feel like a freaking moron for the errant dribble you posted (I didn't even read it yet). That would be justice enough for the rest of us. We should make a new Subject Line tag for people without wit for they are truly in need, perhaps JKLR (joke KLR) or RFFNKLR (really flipping funny NKLR) or DDWKLRO (dis-regard dim-witted KLR owners) or POJNKLR (possibly offensive joke NKLR) ???? Until Arne devises a standard notation I think we'll just have to laugh at you. There are classes you can take to help your condition, they are normally offered at mental hospitals and prison facilities to get GUESTS socially prepared for a shocking exit. See those people have to have a sense of humor, they are about to exit into a world that doesn't really want them around, their existence is ignored/denied and for that they have to be able to take things lightly, in stride and with their chin up, sorta like kick-boxing. (If you're an ex-con or you flew the nest and have taken offense to my jest toward this general fictitious story then please go back to class and lighten up!) You could try to get away from your keyboard and have a real interaction with another human. If you are generous with your money you could go try to have a Physical interaction with another human being. That will work wonders all around. If you can't manage to leave your office and interact with reality then stand up and try to pull your head out of your A$$, the list's archives are not there. That will improve your situation... I promise. See the attached pic... poor guy.... This doesn't have to be any lister.... there are alternatives. Oh yeah to unsub, you need to post a reply to this message asking to please unsub you from the list. That's been real popular lately. LaterZ Dash ************************************* Ed, all jesting aside, I hope your laughing and not looking for my address I got your humor in return, I just had to add patter to go with my cool pic. Sometimes I get carried away.... ooops ....today I was busy as hell at work, phone wouldn't leave me alone, my wife wants to get rid of my way cool couch, I only have enough money in my pocket for one 6pack of beer and then I was asked (yeah right) to get milk on my way home, you were the closest proverbial dog to kick. Well not really, I'm in a rare good mood today. I even put on a collared casual shirt to go along with my tattered jeans and scruffy face. I need to see a doctor.... Or maybe I should wash some t-shirts.... anyway. LaterZ Oh and Walter I'm sure you are reading this as well, can you email me an attachment of that great sound bit? That was very cool. Sumpin to have hanging around.

>Umm, I'm kind of offended. Not sure how offended though. Let me stew over >it awhile and I'll get back to you on exactly who I think should >unsubscribe, leave, or otherwise spiral down into splinter group-o-mania. > >Ed >Duvall, WA >'96 KLX650R >'82 Katana 1000 > >ps: I'm kind of hurt that no one sent any flames my way for finally >putting Gino over the edge with my pc post. I honestly didn't realize he >was joking though. > >Would any of you less humor challenged listers care to give the humor >challenged like myself some tips on recognizing humor in a post, or should >I just search the archives? Oh and where are the archives? And how to you >unsub in case people start hammering me?

[Dash Weeks]

Attachments :Ok .... alright .... everyone laugh at the moron ..... hehehe All that an I didn't even send the pic.... Stupid... Stupid... Stupid... Here it is... LaterZ Dash

[Mark]

At 2:36 PM -0700 8/23/00, Ed Boyd wrote: Would any of you less humor challenged listers care to give the humor challenged like myself some tips on recognizing humor in a post, or should I just search the archives? Oh and where are the archives? And how to you unsub in case people start hammering me? It goes kinda like this: Other than the typical flame message, only a nitwit would post something truly hateful and disturbing, attach a real virus, or post something to reveal his sordid tendencies. So basically, take anything that could be construed as offensive as a joke. Get it dip$hit?.....LOL... Mark B2 A2