Thanks to enlightenment from the likes of Mr. rheywoo1, I have finally come to see the error of my ways. I foolishly thought that policing up the trash left by hikers on my favorite trails was a step in the right direction. Turns out I was just sticking my finger in the dike. Drastic times call for drastic measures. This coming Friday, I will sacrifice my KLR and myself at the local scrap yard. There will be a moment of silence before the hydraulic crusher sends us both to our spiritual destiny. There will also be a live video feed to this list. I invite all list members to witness this act of contrition. I hope all right thinking environmentalists will join me in ridding the planet of all vehicles and the villainous human race that together are destroying this precious Mother Earth. Let's do it together! John O. - QUICK! SAVE YOURSELVES. CALL 1-800-446-8406 you first...>Hey Man, if it's a question my freedom to ride in the park VS the health >of the wilderness, I say, SAVE THE WILDERNESS!!!
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Be sure to drain all the fluids from yourself as well as the bike before the
sacrifice please.
Morgan
----- Original Message ----- From: To: DSN_klr650@egroups.com> Sent: Sunday, April 23, 2000 10:49 AM Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Right to Ride National Forests NKLR > >Hey Man, if it's a question my freedom to ride in the park VS the health > >of the wilderness, I say, SAVE THE WILDERNESS!!! > This coming Friday, I will sacrifice my KLR and myself at the > local scrap yard. > John O. - QUICK! SAVE YOURSELVES. CALL 1-800-446-8406 > you first... > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Win $1000 this Friday! > http://click.egroups.com/1/2860/3/_/911801/_/956512210/ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... > Let's keep this list SPAM free! > > Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com > > >
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See what I did!!
Roundr1@... wrote:
> >Hey Man, if it's a question my freedom to ride in the park VS the health > >of the wilderness, I say, SAVE THE WILDERNESS!!! > > Thanks to enlightenment from the likes of Mr. rheywoo1, I have > finally come to see the error of my ways. I foolishly thought > that policing up the trash left by hikers on my favorite trails > was a step in the right direction. Turns out I was just sticking > my finger in the dike. Drastic times call for drastic measures. > > This coming Friday, I will sacrifice my KLR and myself at the > local scrap yard. There will be a moment of silence before > the hydraulic crusher sends us both to our spiritual destiny. > There will also be a live video feed to this list. I invite all list > members to witness this act of contrition. I hope all right > thinking environmentalists will join me in ridding the planet > of all vehicles and the villainous human race that together are > destroying this precious Mother Earth. Let's do it together! > > John O. - QUICK! SAVE YOURSELVES. CALL 1-800-446-8406 > you first... > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Win $1000 this Friday! > http://click.egroups.com/1/2860/3/_/911801/_/956512210/ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... > Let's keep this list SPAM free! > > Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com
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Thanks to enlightenment from the likes of Mr. rheywoo1, I have
finally come to see the error of my ways. I foolishly thought
that policing up the trash left by hikers on my favorite trails
was a step in the right direction. Turns out I was just sticking
my finger in the dike. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
This coming Friday, I will sacrifice my KLR and myself at the
local scrap yard. There will be a moment of silence before
the hydraulic crusher sends us both to our spiritual destiny.
There will also be a live video feed to this list. I invite all list
members to witness this act of contrition. I hope all right
thinking environmentalists will join me in ridding the planet
of all vehicles and the villainous human race that together are
destroying this precious Mother Earth. Let's do it together!
John O. - QUICK! SAVE YOURSELVES. CALL 1-800-446-8406
you first...
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You didn't give us the URL for the live video feed.
Calis
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Robert Morgan wrote:
and flush them down the toilet.... :> Be sure to drain all the fluids from yourself as well as the bike before the > sacrifice please. > Morgan
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unfortunately, it's usually not folks like us that are causing problems. most people i have met on motorcycles and in jeeps are very friendly, and seem to be responsibly enjoying the outdoors. however, i have also discovered that an unfortunately high percentage of people who own off-road vehicles (10% or more) are ignorant, loud, rude, stinking, malicious scum. these are the guys that are blasting their unregistered two-strokes up and down the middle of the campground, or doing donuts in the middle of a mountain meadow, or leaving their beer bottles and oil bottles on the trail, or starting brush fires with their jury-rigged racing tailpipes, or gunning the throttle when passing mountain bikers or beginner riders to spray rocks around. (these are all things i've witnessed in the last 3 weeks, except for the brush fire, which might also have been started by lightning or a cigarette) it really kind of irks me that it only takes a handful of these characters to mess it up for the rest of us. certainly there are plenty of rabid anti-everyone types that want to close off all public land to everyone except themselves (and their huge trail-destroying, pooping horses), but there are also lots of reasonable people who are friendly and might wave or chat when i go by on my quiet, slow, stock klr, but they've been terrorized by jerks who think they're jeremy mcgrath in the campground one too many times. sometimes we are our own worst enemy. -mark weaver> > Thanks to enlightenment from the likes of Mr. rheywoo1, I have > finally come to see the error of my ways. I foolishly thought > that policing up the trash left by hikers on my favorite trails > was a step in the right direction.
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Next thing you know the Feds will be busting down your door, pointing a
machine gun in your face, and demanding you turn over your KLR to Al Gore,
who will dispose of it in order to save the planet.
Russel'r DSN_klr650@egroups.com
Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Right to Ride National Forests NKLR
Thanks to enlightenment from the likes of Mr. rheywoo1, I have finally come to see the error of my ways. I foolishly thought that policing up the trash left by hikers on my favorite trails was a step in the right direction. Turns out I was just sticking my finger in the dike. Drastic times call for drastic measures. This coming Friday, I will sacrifice my KLR and myself at the local scrap yard. There will be a moment of silence before the hydraulic crusher sends us both to our spiritual destiny. There will also be a live video feed to this list. I invite all list members to witness this act of contrition. I hope all right thinking environmentalists will join me in ridding the planet of all vehicles and the villainous human race that together are destroying this precious Mother Earth. Let's do it together! John O. - QUICK! SAVE YOURSELVES. CALL 1-800-446-8406 you first...>Hey Man, if it's a question my freedom to ride in the park VS the health >of the wilderness, I say, SAVE THE WILDERNESS!!!
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Political satire is the mother's milk of the first amendment. Possibly
some lingering emotions from the events plastered all over the television
this weekend.
Russel'r > Next thing you know the Feds will be busting down your door, pointing a
> machine gun in your face, and demanding you turn over your KLR to Al
Gore,
> who will dispose of it in order to save the planet. > > Russel'r > -----Original Message----- > From: Roundr1@... > Sent: Sunday, April 23, 2000 10:50 AM > To: DSN_klr650@egroups.com > Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Right to Ride National Forests NKLR > > >Hey Man, if it's a question my freedom to ride in the park VS the health > >of the wilderness, I say, SAVE THE WILDERNESS!!! > > Thanks to enlightenment from the likes of Mr. rheywoo1, I have > finally come to see the error of my ways. I foolishly thought > that policing up the trash left by hikers on my favorite trails > was a step in the right direction. Turns out I was just sticking > my finger in the dike. Drastic times call for drastic measures. > > This coming Friday, I will sacrifice my KLR and myself at the > local scrap yard. There will be a moment of silence before > the hydraulic crusher sends us both to our spiritual destiny. > There will also be a live video feed to this list. I invite all list > members to witness this act of contrition. I hope all right > thinking environmentalists will join me in ridding the planet > of all vehicles and the villainous human race that together are > destroying this precious Mother Earth. Let's do it together! > > John O. - QUICK! SAVE YOURSELVES. CALL 1-800-446-8406 > you first... > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > High rates giving you headaches? The 0% APR Introductory Rate from > Capital One. 9.9% Fixed thereafter! > http://click.egroups.com/1/3010/3/_/911801/_/956606038/ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... > Let's keep this list SPAM free! > > Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com