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DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com, "Russell Scott" wrote:
> Personally, I could care less what you talk about, as long as its
NKLR, and no personal attacks.
>
> As for homosexuality, it's a lot less healthy both mentally and
physically than smoking cigarettes.
Cool! And since babies are born smoking cigarettes, that makes it
okay, right?
Sayyyy... you don't happen to have one of those *PINK* KLR's, do you?
Oh sure, I know you pink KLR riders insist up and down that your KLR
is *red*, but us green KLR riders know better. Feeling a bit insecure
about the color of our KLR, are we?
As far as gay marriage is concerned, no gay ever married me and ever
will, so I don't care. It's not any of my business what people do as
long as they ain't doin' it to me or mine. If two consenting adults
(not children, not dogs, not box turtles, none of which are capable of
consent) want a marriage license for whatever reason, well, that's
their business, not mine, whether they're male, female, bisexual,
metrosexual, gay, black, yellow, orange, or friggin' Martians from
outer space. There's all sorts of folks out there, and they ain't
hurtin' me one bit doing whatever they're doing in the privacy of
their own bedroom, living room, in a chair, on the table, on the
floor, or on the kitchen counter, so why should I care? Why, some
folks even ride pink KLR's, imagine that!
Next thing you'll be sayin' is that the government ought to not give
motorcycle licenses to those of us with green KLR's because we
obviously chose the wrong color KLR. Well, let me tell you this, sir.
What I do to my KLR in the privacy of my own garage is MY business,
not yours! And I'm about to go out and get some more green paint and
make my KLR even *greener*! So there! Nyah!
-E