mud ain't no friend of mine.
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:53 pm
I have discovered a new way to stop, shut off and park the bike. I was out in the woods yesterday...somewhere I should not have been...on a barely visible two track covered with last autumn's leaves. I had been having a better time then any 61 year old should have with a 400 lb. bike in the woods, and was feeling pretty good about some of the hills I climbed. Anyway, I was moving about 15 mph on this nearly invisible track and it turned left along the side of a hill and then it dipped and went to the right up the hill. I was in the left track making the uphill right when I went through the dip.
All of a sudden "Praying Mantis" slowed to a stop, stalled and just stood there in the mud in this dip. The consistency of the mud was like thick oatmeal, and I was in it up to the chain. I restarted but "forgetaboutit", just deeper in the mud. I dismounted and the bike just stood there, I couldn't have parked it nicer. By now I was hot from horsing the bike back and forth but getting no where. I pulled off my helmet, gloves, jacket and sunglasses, and just studied the situation while I rested. After a few minutes, I tried to lift the tail out of the muck...no go. I finally dug out from behind the rear wheel and was able to horse the bike back about ten feet to where the mud hardened up a bit and the bike surfaced. Of course at this point he bike tipped over and was belly laughing at me as it lay there. After a few minutes rest, I bench pressed the bike to 45 degrees up and almost had a coronary getting it up all the way. I rode it home and hosed at least ten pounds of mud from everywhere. You would have been very proud of me.
All that to say this: From experience, this bike "ain't no mudder". You guys out west must not be riding in deep mud in the woods. The KLR is a hard surface bike that requires an experienced able bodied (read young) person to throw it around, and frankly I don't believe most of what you guys claim. I think you are all a bunch of lying sobs.
Ok, I feel better
Capt. Bob in Durham, CT. USA
http://www.essexsteamtrain.com/
2006 A6F KLR Green
Tires: Mefo 99 Explorers
Country roads (20% dirt), dual tracks. NY State and Northern New England
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