queer eye for the motorcycle guy
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 10:13 am
OMG. I think I just pi$$ed myself. Gotta wait for the reply to this
one!
millerized
--- In DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com, Zachariah Mully
wrote:
the way> On Wed, 2004-04-21 at 21:35, Stu wrote: > > Is everyone else seeing that ad on the Yahoo group page? > > Has the world gone mad? > > Now I'm off to burn my eyes out with a soldering iron. > > Thanks > > CA Stu > > Dammit! I've already sent in your application! > > "Name: "Stuart Mumford" > > Favorite QEMG host: "Definitely Keiren. I love his tight ass and
chrome. I> he smiles." > > Favorite accessory: "For certain my 2004 HD FDXCTIDXDHA in all
the> love spending my weekends with a bottle of Simichrome and polishing
convention (I> 20,000 square inches of chrome on it. I ride that bike all the time, > last year I put 200 miles on it!" > > Favorite tattoo: "Oohh, I was at this years Protocologists
a> won Ass Master of the Year) and on the convention floor, next to the > "Spee-d-Enema" booth, there was a henna tattoo booth. I had them do
loved> "Harley Davidson 4 EVER" on my left butt cheek with a picture of a > Harley parked outside a bar on the right cheek. All the doctors
subdivision> it. Too bad it only lasted a week." > > Favorite place to ride: "Around the corner from my McMansion
all> is this great tropical themed bar. Sure it takes 2 hours to put on
wear,> my new purchased Authentic Certified Genuine Harley Davidson logo
100th> but I think all the other doctors at the bar are truely jealous of
I> Anniversary HD leather drinking beanie autographed by Willie G that
the> won on ebay. Best $800 I've ever spent." > > First motorcycle memory: "A year ago, I was taking my staff out to
surgery> Olive Garden for lunch and in the parking lot I saw that jackass RM > leaving on his new HD FHDSTHSDASDIS. He runs that ghetto plastic
Navigator> 'boutique' down on Sunset called 'Faces of the Future' or something > equally drippy and I knew then, that if I were to stay ahead of the > Joneses', I'd have to escalate. So later that day, I drove the
also> over to the HD dealership and bought brand new HD FHXXATH@*FHFSD. I
bike> bought a Hummer and a trailer because I needed something to tow the
with> with... Besides the Hummer is lot easier to drive when drunk, even
in,> the bike and trailer on it! About 6 months ago, I traded that bike
to> the tires had a flat spot from being trailered so much and dealer > suggested that I just get a whole new bike. They even taught me how
hard> ride it from bar to bar!" > > Goal for the QEMG hosts: "I'd really like to find out how I can > integrate more magenta into my motorcycling wardrobe. It's such a
> color to coordinate!" > > > > Z DC > A5X > A12X