nklr stirring the fire nklr
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 6:38 am
It's gonna be a long, cold winter for some of you out there, so here's a little something to warm you all up...
The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On Terrorism:
Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 cal. and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. Maybe better yet, I
can take a poll of the American public (of course in the liberal northeast
part of the country) and see what they would do?
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Conservative Answer:
BANG!
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Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed).
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"