new klr dirt manners

[guymanbro@excite.com]

Anybody know anything about this product? Just saw an ad on TV for it. "Only" $19.95 for a 20 oz. can. (Of course they throw in a 2nd can absolutely free). Just curious if anyone knows what the hell they put in it to make it so miraculous that it's worth a buck an ounce (well, $.50/ounce if you get the free can). dat brooklyn bum

[Susan Moorhead]

Mechanic in a can. Marshall in Afton, Ok

----- Original Message ----- From: To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Friday, April 27, 2001 11:58 PM Subject: [DSN_klr650] NKLR - Miracle Lube > Anybody know anything about this product? Just saw an ad on TV for > it. "Only" $19.95 for a 20 oz. can. (Of course they throw in a 2nd > can absolutely free). Just curious if anyone knows what the hell they > put in it to make it so miraculous that it's worth a buck an ounce > (well, $.50/ounce if you get the free can). > > dat brooklyn bum > > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > > Post message: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com > Subscribe: DSN_klr650-subscribe@yahoogroups.com > Unsubscribe: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com > List owner: DSN_klr650-owner@yahoogroups.com > > Support Dual Sport News by subscribing at: > http://www.dualsportnews.com > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ >

[Rich Kickbush]

Was this commercial on Jerry Springer, or Speedvision? Just need to know what type of product we're talking about here. Rich

----- Original Message ----- From: To: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Friday, April 27, 2001 9:58 PM Subject: [DSN_klr650] NKLR - Miracle Lube > Anybody know anything about this product? Just saw an ad on TV for > it. "Only" $19.95 for a 20 oz. can. (Of course they throw in a 2nd > can absolutely free). Just curious if anyone knows what the hell they > put in it to make it so miraculous that it's worth a buck an ounce > (well, $.50/ounce if you get the free can). > > dat brooklyn bum > > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > > Post message: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com > Subscribe: DSN_klr650-subscribe@yahoogroups.com > Unsubscribe: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com > List owner: DSN_klr650-owner@yahoogroups.com > > Support Dual Sport News by subscribing at: > http://www.dualsportnews.com > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > >

[guymanbro@excite.com]

--- In DSN_klr650@y..., "Rich Kickbush" wrote:

> Was this commercial on Jerry Springer, or Speedvision? Just need

to know what type of product we're talking about here.

> > Rich

It was Speedvision I think. Definitely not Springer (I've got a pretty good idea what's in the lube they sell during Springer). dat brooklyn bum

[Chuck Schafer]

----- Original Message -----

> From: > > Anybody know anything about this product? Just saw an ad on TV for > > it. "Only" $19.95 for a 20 oz. can. (Of course they throw in a 2nd > > can absolutely free). Just curious if anyone knows what the hell they > > put in it to make it so miraculous that it's worth a buck an ounce > > (well, $.50/ounce if you get the free can). > >

Every time I see an ad or infomercial for this kind of bullshit additive crap I can't help but be reminded of those flim-flam guys of the old west that would roll into a town with their wagon, set up a little stage on Main Street and start shuckin' and jivin' the local yokels with "DOCTOR FEELGOOD'S ELIXER OF LIFE, guaranteed to fix whatever ails you; baldness, warts, ingrown toenails, tuberclosis,etc. Some paid off rube in the crowd would even provide unbiased testimony to the magical healing power they had experienced. Just 6 bits a bottle, buy now get 1 free! It's the same stuff now as it was over 100 years ago...SNAKE OIL! Chuck, Colo. A13 BTW -No, I'm not THAT old. Just old enough to have grown up watching Gunsmoke, Bonanza, The Rifleman, and other such historically educational TV.

[Swede]

Could you mean "Carpetbaggers"? "Swede"

--- In DSN_klr650@y..., "Chuck Schafer" wrote: > Every time I see an ad or infomercial for this kind of bullshit additive > crap I can't help but be reminded of those flim-flam guys of the old west > that would roll into a town with their wagon, set up a little stage on Main > Street and start shuckin' and jivin' the local yokels with "DOCTOR > FEELGOOD'S ELIXER OF LIFE, guaranteed to fix whatever ails you; baldness, > warts, ingrown toenails, tuberclosis,etc. Some paid off rube in the crowd > would even provide unbiased testimony to the magical healing power they had > experienced. Just 6 bits a bottle, buy now get 1 free! It's the same stuff > now as it was over 100 years ago...SNAKE OIL! > Chuck, > Colo. A13 > BTW -No, I'm not THAT old. Just old enough to have grown up watching > Gunsmoke, Bonanza, The Rifleman, and other such historically educational TV.

[Dan Oaks]

Chuck Schafer wrote:

> ----- Original Message ----- > > From: > > > Anybody know anything about this product? Just saw an ad on TV for > > > it. "Only" $19.95 for a 20 oz. can. (Of course they throw in a 2nd > > > can absolutely free). Just curious if anyone knows what the hell they > > > put in it to make it so miraculous that it's worth a buck an ounce > > > (well, $.50/ounce if you get the free can). > > > > Every time I see an ad or infomercial for this kind of bullshit additive > crap I can't help but be reminded of those flim-flam guys of the old west > that would roll into a town with their wagon, set up a little stage on Main > Street and start shuckin' and jivin' the local yokels with "DOCTOR > FEELGOOD'S ELIXER OF LIFE, guaranteed to fix whatever ails you; baldness, > warts, ingrown toenails, tuberclosis,etc. Some paid off rube in the crowd > would even provide unbiased testimony to the magical healing power they had > experienced. Just 6 bits a bottle, buy now get 1 free! It's the same stuff > now as it was over 100 years ago...SNAKE OIL! > Chuck, > Colo. A13 > BTW -No, I'm not THAT old. Just old enough to have grown up watching > Gunsmoke, Bonanza, The Rifleman, and other such historically educational TV.

Watch your mouth, Chuck. That Snake Oil, as you referred to it, cured my insanity and my baldness! -- bierdo

[Bogdan Swider]

> Watch your mouth, Chuck. That Snake Oil, as you referred to it, cured my > insanity and my baldness! > > -- > bierdo > > > Not to mention the wonderfull effect it had on my Johnson. Bogdan >

[Chuck Schafer]

----- Original Message ----- From: Swede > Could you mean "Carpetbaggers"? > > "Swede" > As I recall, carpetbaggers were (are) also a kind of con-man that move around from place to place (originally post Civil War era) and exploit unstable local politics to obtain temporary positions of power so as to embezzle money and/or other booty, then sneak away with the goodies stashed in luggage made of decorative rug like material. Nowadays, this kind of scoundrel is known as a CLINTON! Chuck, Colo.A13 > --- In DSN_klr650@y..., "Chuck Schafer" wrote: > > Every time I see an ad or infomercial for this kind of bullshit > additive > > crap I can't help but be reminded of those flim-flam guys of the > old west > > that would roll into a town with their wagon, set up a little stage > on Main > > Street and start shuckin' and jivin' the local yokels with "DOCTOR > > FEELGOOD'S ELIXER OF LIFE, guaranteed to fix whatever ails you; > baldness, > > warts, ingrown toenails, tuberclosis,etc. Some paid off rube in the > crowd > > would even provide unbiased testimony to the magical healing power > they had > > experienced. Just 6 bits a bottle, buy now get 1 free! It's the > same stuff > > now as it was over 100 years ago...SNAKE OIL! > > Chuck, > > Colo. A13 > > BTW -No, I'm not THAT old. Just old enough to have grown up watching > > Gunsmoke, Bonanza, The Rifleman, and other such historically > educational TV. > > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > > Post message: DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com > Subscribe: DSN_klr650-subscribe@yahoogroups.com > Unsubscribe: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com > List owner: DSN_klr650-owner@yahoogroups.com > > Support Dual Sport News by subscribing at: > http://www.dualsportnews.com > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > >

[Chuck Schafer]

----- Original Message ----- From: Dan Oaks To: Chuck Schafer > Watch your mouth, Chuck. That Snake Oil, as you referred to it, cured my > insanity and my baldness! > > -- > bierdo Ok beirdo, I half apologize. You're right- it does cure baldness! Chuck ;^)