Wilsons Sandbox

> --- In DSN_klr650@y..., "Swampy" wrote: > > Pretty cute stories gentle-men, but here's the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE: > > > > It needs to be non-sexual and non-inflammatory, (like > > Ben-Gay....well....sorta...) and needs to include..... > > > > > Brettons Gift Of Poetry. > > > (BMW)s are for riding, just like on- > > (Trains). > > > (Utah) is where Fred sells- > > (KLR Oil)-and- > > (chains.) > > > (bullwhips)-hang off- > > (Harleys)-that fat Nazis ride, > > all-(nurses)-are > > (Miss America)-with- > > a (fifth of gin)-inside. > > > your (mother in law)s > > (strawberries)-, hang lower than your Wifes. > > the (Hell's Angels)-now ride KLRs, > > (and Swede)....has taken his own life. > > > Your Guest Writer, > > Bretton Wolfgang: Rocket Scientist > > > > Oh I can't wait.......... > > > > Swampy