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nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 5:13 pm
by monahanwb@yahoo.com
I used to work with this old boy, he was a Floda Cracker. One day it
was about 100 degrees out at ten in the morning, and we were
sweating. He wiped off his brow, looked over at me, and said, "By
God, Bill, it's hotter 'n a preacher's prick in a calves ass"
I figured that the expression must have come up from the south. This
ol boy was full of em. One day, he couldn't find his tape measure,
and he looked through the truck, couldn't find it, and said "Lordy,
I'll be dipped in shit".
nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 7:15 am
by rene.maillet@chrc-ccdp.ca
--- How about:
Busier than a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 7:26 am
by Peter Berghs
or,
Slicker than two eels fucking in a pail of snot!
PB
rene.maillet@... wrote:
>
> --- How about:
>
> Busier than a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 2:09 pm
by S2Mumford@aol.com
--- How about:
Ok I'll chime in with my all time favorite expression
"Happier than a faggot on a submarine" Andre Agassi
CA Stu
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nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 2:31 pm
by Dan Oaks
My all time favorite is:
Smells so bad it 'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!
--
bierdo
S2Mumford@... wrote:
nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 4:11 pm
by Conall O'Brien
I once told a person " You're so spineless you could have a mouth full of
crap and you still wouldn't say shit." Forget where I first heard that one.
Digressing as usual.
Conall
>From: Dan Oaks
>Reply-To: bierdo@...
>To: S2Mumford@...
>CC:
DSN_klr650@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Re:NKLR colloquialisms
>Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 15:31:26 -0500
>
>My all time favorite is:
>Smells so bad it 'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!
>
>--
>bierdo
>
>S2Mumford@... wrote:
>
> > --- How about:
> >
> > Ok I'll chime in with my all time favorite expression
> >
> > "Happier than a faggot on a submarine" Andre Agassi
> >
> > CA Stu
> >
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nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 4:20 pm
by Swede
Reaks bad enough to gag a maggot.
"Swede"
--- In DSN_klr650@y..., Dan Oaks wrote:
> My all time favorite is:
> Smells so bad it 'd knock a buzzard off a shit wagon!
>
> --
> bierdo
nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 6:07 pm
by Russell Scott
Don't let the light of your life be the light in your refridgerator.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fists.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
Be nice to people until you have made your first million bucks. After that people will be nice to you.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
When in doubt, mumble.
Make sure your mind isn't so open that your brains fall out.
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
Only dead fish swim with the stream. Question authority.
Just being yourself, being who you are, is a successful rebellion.
Shoot for the moon, and if you miss, you will still be among stars
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid to worry.
nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 8:28 pm
by dinero_0@yahoo.com
Heard it as a kid growing up in Cleveland, and still don't know what
it means;
"Go Pound Salt"
Only remember hearing it from the Gramps, Dad and Uncles so it may be
a family thing.
Mike
A15
Trying to put on Miles(4K rpm limit sucks)
nklr colloquialisms
Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2001 9:43 pm
by racing43rd@aol.com
Nope, not a family thing. Maybe a Cleveland thing, I still here it all the
time.
Ed
Windsor Ohio
East of Cleveland
Grew up in Cleveland and Cleveland Hts
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