Wilsons Sandbox

--- In DSN_klr650@egroups.com, "Ed Boyd" wrote:

> Umm, these posts are getting kind of racy> > ...sell videos of you slipping around on your KLR seat.I even > thought about putting some rough canvas...on my butt...That doesn't > really work for me.

Hi Ed, I am having a great deal of trouble containing my ribald self as well. I have been smeared with visuals of MotoMama (I picture her as being about 6', 205, with some 80 inch stroker jugs on her "other bike" the shovelhead), only to be let down from my fantasy by that Rat Bastard Gino, filling out one of his latent cross-dressing transsexual fantasies at our expense. Now I am wondering is Jennifer really the tall, sweet, and demure but skilled biker doll or is it just another hairy-bellied disgusting male human wreaking his revenge on us poor slaves to the 'net. Gonna go have a drink At least I got to ride a ST4 around a parking lot (no helmet, no gear at all) for a while ... it was fun and kept me fron the heartbreak of MotoMama's "outing" and the flies in my stomach worrying about li'l Jennifer.

Please except my sincere apology if I have offended you, or anyone else, with my previous post. The intention was not to offend, just amuse. I think you'll find that regardless of gender, certain folks on the list will take a stab at injecting some off color humor into discussions from time to time. Often its juvenile. I find the threads amusing, but I can understand how others do not. Ed ps: feel free to jump all over me, I don't mind humor at my expense. :^) I do remember a thread not to long ago that gave me a pretty good hammering, something about Gino, the KKK, people unsubbing, not having a sense of humor...etc, etc.

--- In DSN_klr650@egroups.com, jenJBphun@c... wrote: > Just a question guys - I am sure most of you are very nice, but this sucks > -it isn't so funny for me. If I wasn't a woman would you be asking all these > questions? The fact is that I wasn't kidding about my klr saddle problem, > don't tell me none of you haven't slid off a bike? Did you think my > questions about riding sand or other bike questions were sexual too? Also, > have all the rest of you posted a photo of yourselves ? Why just me? I > already said i didn't have a scanner - if you want to go to the Penneys > website go ahead and check the blonde in the robes and suits section. Figure > it out for yourselves. I suppose THAT won't be enough for some of you, but > if you need more proof just let me know what I have to do to get your > approval. Give me a break!! Does it mean anything to you why you don't see > more women in this place? Anyway, i had to blow off some steam, this happens > sometimes. > I might hook up with Sarah this weekend or next for a ride (hey Sarah, did > you get the fuse replaced yet?) I have to ask her if she got this kind of > treatment. Tell you what, I'll play Buffett "let's get drunk and screw" > everytime I get on this list, just to get in the right mood. Sorry if I > offended some of you. -Jennifer

Way to go Jen. I have been thinking the same thing and since I am a guy myself, I'd say that you got it spot on. This tends to happen on all virtual media. Chats, lists or what the fuck ever, so it is not your "fault". Claes, a swede in Dublin. -----Original Message----- From: jenJBphun@... [mailto:jenJBphun@...] Sent: 15 November 2000 15:12 To: DSN_klr650@egroups.com Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Re: Splippery Butt and 80 inch stroker jugs Just a question guys - I am sure most of you are very nice, but this sucks -it isn't so funny for me. If I wasn't a woman would you be asking all these questions? The fact is that I wasn't kidding about my klr saddle problem, don't tell me none of you haven't slid off a bike? Did you think my questions about riding sand or other bike questions were sexual too? Also, have all the rest of you posted a photo of yourselves ? Why just me? I already said i didn't have a scanner - if you want to go to the Penneys website go ahead and check the blonde in the robes and suits section. Figure it out for yourselves. I suppose THAT won't be enough for some of you, but if you need more proof just let me know what I have to do to get your approval. Give me a break!! Does it mean anything to you why you don't see more women in this place? Anyway, i had to blow off some steam, this happens sometimes. I might hook up with Sarah this weekend or next for a ride (hey Sarah, did you get the fuse replaced yet?) I have to ask her if she got this kind of treatment. Tell you what, I'll play Buffett "let's get drunk and screw" everytime I get on this list, just to get in the right mood. Sorry if I offended some of you. -Jennifer Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... Let's keep this list SPAM free! Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com

Attachments : Jennifer, let me apologize for all the unmature people who are giving you a hard time in this group, some people never seem to grow up, and yes it is comments like those that some times keeps many women from joining in and doing things that they want to do. Ok, guys like the lady said, post your picture of you on your KLR, and stop the rude comments to the gals.   Dan

[b]-----Original Message-----[/b] [b]From: [/b]jenJBphun@cs.com jenJBphun@cs.com> [b]To: [/b]DSN_klr650@egroups.com DSN_klr650@egroups.com> [b]Date: [/b]Wednesday, November 15, 2000 7:04 AM [b]Subject: [/b]Re: [DSN_klr650] Re: Splippery Butt and 80 inch stroker jugs Just a question guys - I am sure most of you are very nice, but this sucks -it isn't so funny for me.  If I wasn't a woman would you be asking all these questions?   The fact is that I wasn't kidding about my klr saddle problem, don't tell me none of you haven't slid off a bike?  Did you think my questions about riding sand or other bike questions were sexual too?   Also, have all the rest of you posted a photo of yourselves ?  Why just me?  I already said i didn't have a scanner - if you want to go to the Penneys website go ahead and check the blonde in the robes and suits section.  Figure it out for yourselves.  I suppose THAT won't be enough for some of you, but if you need more proof just let me know what I have to do to get your approval.  Give me a break!!   Does it mean anything to you why you don't see more women in this place? Anyway, i had to blow off some steam, this happens sometimes.  I might hook up with Sarah this weekend or next for a ride (hey Sarah, did you get the fuse replaced yet?)     I have to ask her if she got this kind of treatment.  Tell you what, I'll play Buffett "let's get drunk and screw" everytime I get on this list, just to get in the right mood.   Sorry if I offended some of you.    -Jennifer     Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net Let's keep this list SPAM free! Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com

>> Sorry if I

offended some of you. -JenniferDSN_klr650@egroups.com Subject: Re: [DSN_klr650] Re: Splippery Butt and 80 inch stroker jugs Just a question guys - I am sure most of you are very nice, but this sucks -it isn't so funny for me. If I wasn't a woman would you be asking all these questions? The fact is that I wasn't kidding about my klr saddle problem, don't tell me none of you haven't slid off a bike? Did you think my questions about riding sand or other bike questions were sexual too? Also, have all the rest of you posted a photo of yourselves ? Why just me? I already said i didn't have a scanner - if you want to go to the Penneys website go ahead and check the blonde in the robes and suits section. Figure it out for yourselves. I suppose THAT won't be enough for some of you, but if you need more proof just let me know what I have to do to get your approval. Give me a break!! Does it mean anything to you why you don't see more women in this place? Anyway, i had to blow off some steam, this happens sometimes. I might hook up with Sarah this weekend or next for a ride (hey Sarah, did you get the fuse replaced yet?) I have to ask her if she got this kind of treatment. Tell you what, I'll play Buffett "let's get drunk and screw" everytime I get on this list, just to get in the right mood. Sorry if I offended some of you. -Jennifer Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... Let's keep this list SPAM free! Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com

--- In DSN_klr650@egroups.com, jbwn@e... wrote:

> I rode my 99 KLR to the BART--train station--to work yesterday.

When

> I got back that evening I had a dead battery. I think I turned the > switch too far and left the tail lights on, first time I did that > since I bought the beast. Anyway, I tried everything under the sun-

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> various gears, running at different speeds etc.--to push start it, > all to no avail. I thought I had it on several occassions, but

then

> the compression release must have gone off because the back tire > would skid, regardless of which gear I was using. Has anyone had > sucess push starting the KLR? If so any useful info you can

impart? Try putting the bike in 2nd & 3rd gear, and rolling backwards against compression. This way when you try to bump start it, the piston has most of the stroke to spin, and is less likely to skid. On bikes like an xt600 there was a little window you could look at to position the piston in the correct position before kicking. Chris

>Just a question guys - I am sure most of you are very nice, but this sucks >-it isn't so funny for me. If I wasn't a woman would you be asking all these >questions?

Good post Jen, thanks! Alter mode on: In many cases riders fuel their bikes with gas and their bikes fuel their riders with testosterone. On or off the bike these people can be social sand paper. But sand paper has its place in our world, which is what makes us different. You have been targeted because you stand out, your very easy to look at (insert compliment here) and you enjoy the freedom a dual sport bike offers, not a common mix. The guys heckling you are truly good at heart; I'm sure, but not fully understanding your point of view. They probably will soon though... :^) Keep riding, stay out of the sand, hook up with Sarah, I only know her by this list, but I like who I think she is. Alter mode off: We have all seen pic's of her too, she has a nice ankle...;^) == Rev. Chuck :^)>+ A13 http://klr650.50megs.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ _____________________________________________________________