what's it goina bee?

[bill e goat]

Wuhl, Ah wuz lookin fer ma e-male an I dint get nuttin from the new list dem guyz was settin up. Now its lookin like the ol one is workin. Whaz it goina bee? witch one, Alfie? thass why Im sendin this test messege. Har Har, the eighth grade, that wuz the bestest three yeers I ever spent.