[dsn_klr650] moose warning!!
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2000 7:10 pm
Hmmmm... you know when I was in the Marine Corps my T/O weapon was a SMAW
(Shoulder-fired Multipurpose Assault Weapon) (tounge-in-cheek aka: Suicidal
Maniac's Ass Whupper). It fired an 80mm (or so) rocket out to 250 meters
effective range. Makes a BIG hole in whatever you hit and a bunch of little
holes in most things you miss.
So perhaps one of the fine machinists on the list would like to get some
measurements and rig me up a handlebar mounting mechanism. Remember it's a
back blast weapon so make sure the butt end is not pointed at the rider.
Even a close miss would take out just about any moose I've seen on the
Discovery channel. We wouldn't even need to change the designation
(Sycle-fired-Moose-Aside-Weapon).
Oh yes, the last target I took out was a 5-ton truck. Weighed about, um?
10,000 lbs? Perhaps?
Geeze I need to go home... been working for 13 hours now... Just ignore the
man behind the curtain please...
Jim Jackson II (Do they have moose in South Carolina?)
A13 - South Carolina
________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com>LOL!! Good one! >As a Canadian deep in moose country I offer the following info; >Listed dry weight of KLR 650: 337 lbs. >Measured weight of last moose I killed( gutted, skinned, quartered): 578 >lbs. >Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to bash moose on a motorcycle....ever!!! > >Steve Pye >( still enjoying moose steak!) >