[dsn_klr650] nklr one for the math-minds amongst us
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2000 12:58 pm
rob@... writes:
three> Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can never > earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem > can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following
Honey's Corollary states that all men's efforts are directed into 3 main areas: 1. Money, 2. Ambition, 3. Recreation Therefore; If all men make it their Ambition to Make Money (A2MM) so that they can Enjoy Recreation (ER) the following mathematical relationship is valid: 1+2=3 (Money+Ambushion=Recreation) The following condition must be honored: Don't let your A2MM get in your way of ER cuz the product of your A2MM can easily dominate your life so that you cannot ER and you end up DOA-ER (Dead On Arrival - Emergency Room). In conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make, the More Fun you Have, provided that Honey is Kept Happy. Knot - workin' to play (with Honey, kids, mortgage and a few ol' bikes)> postulates: > > Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) > Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) > Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power =Work/Time > It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time > and since, > Time = Money, we have, Knowledge = Work / Money > Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge > Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, > Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. > > Conclusion: > > The Less you Know, the More you Make.