[dsn_klr650] rattle/clank/slap noises - update

[k650dsn@aol.com]

Thanks for all of the..er...*orginal* ideas. I talked with security at lunch only to discover that the 4Runner belongs to our new CIO. To rub salt in the wound, he wants that spot to be his reserved parking space because it is underneath a beautifully full cottonwood tree. They are going to restripe the lot this weekend and there won't be anymore designated motorcycle parking. My W650 looked so pretty under that tree... sniff, sniff. Gino, licking his wounds.

[Mark McCoy]

Where the hell do you work where the CIO decides how the parking lot is striped? Seems inverse of typical trends on reserved spots and such. Mark McCoy k650dsn@... wrote:

> Thanks for all of the..er...*orginal* ideas. I talked with security at lunch only to discover that the 4Runner belongs to our new CIO. To rub salt in the wound, he wants that spot to be his reserved parking space because it is underneath a beautifully full cottonwood tree. They are going to restripe the lot this weekend and there won't be anymore designated motorcycle parking. > > My W650 looked so pretty under that tree... sniff, sniff. > > Gino, licking his wounds. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Make new friends, find the old at Classmates.com: > http://click.egroups.com/1/5530/5/_/911801/_/961529260/ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... > Let's keep this list SPAM free! > > Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com

[Dash Weeks]

At , k650dsn@... wrote:

>Thanks for all of the..er...*orginal* ideas. I talked with security at >lunch only to discover that the 4Runner belongs to our new CIO. To rub >salt in the wound, he wants that spot to be his reserved parking space >because it is underneath a beautifully full cottonwood tree. They are >going to restripe the lot this weekend and there won't be anymore >designated motorcycle parking. > >My W650 looked so pretty under that tree... sniff, sniff. > >Gino, licking his wounds.

CIO SCHMOE!! The nerve of that person. Displacing the troops for his own gain. What comes around usually hits you in the A$$, or something like that. Hey run down to Roland's Nursery and pick up a couple of those rapid growth trees, can't remember which. By this time next year you'll have the best spot for your new bike. Be sure to get a M/C only area designated. I heard a story that a M/C owner sued his co. for not having a M/C parking area and won. The person in charge, that opposed the idea of a M/C only area subsequently pulled into a space and totalled a bike that was parked there. Whatta fool. That co. lost big time. LaterZ Dash

[bill e goat]

--- k650dsn@... wrote:

> Thanks for all of the..er...*orginal* ideas. I > talked with security at lunch only to discover that > the 4Runner belongs to our new CIO. To rub salt in > the wound, he wants that spot to be his reserved > parking space because it is underneath a beautifully > full cottonwood tree

Oooohh...I'd be pissed. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send instant messages with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com/

[Rev. Chuck]

Mark McCoy wrote:

>Where the hell do you work where the CIO decides how the parking lot is striped? Seems inverse of typical trends on reserved spots and such. > >Mark McCoy > >k650dsn@... wrote: > >> Thanks for all of the..er...*orginal* ideas. I talked with security at lunch only to discover that the 4Runner belongs to our new CIO. To rub salt in the wound, he wants that spot to be his reserved parking space because it is underneath a beautifully full cottonwood tree. They are going to restripe the lot this weekend and there won't be anymore designated motorcycle parking.

Wow, sounds like the CIO needs to learn respect for others. Park your bike behind him for a while, locking him in. If he hits it, he has the money to pay... Stupid idea, but an idea none the less! --- Rev. Chuck :^)>+ A13 http://klr650.50megs.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Send FREE Greetings for Father's Day--or any day! Click here: http://www.whowhere.lycos.com/redirects/fathers_day.rdct

[bill e goat]

> Do what we did, organize. We formed a company > motorcycle club. Our company > was also going to downsize the MC parking. Not only > did we prevent that, > they are now contemplating a covered section for us. > > As a show of force, if all your company bikers took > up one space each in > the lot for a week, the cage drivers might be on > your side. > > We, BTW, are a collection of Harleys, tourers, sport > bikes, standards, and > a couple of DP bikes. And everybody waves. > > TomK

Wow, that is cool. Unfortunately here at my office I am about the only biker. I have my own special place under the building, and I park there, then car people end up blocking my exit by parking their f*%$ing sleds in front in the red zone, which is supposed to be for EVA (emerg. veh. access). What is it about car people, that they think they can hog every bit of space, park anywhere, and even try to run you over when you split lanes to the front of the line in traffic? I still want that multi-directional rocket launcher, it's the only way i see to make sure justice is done. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Send instant messages with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com/

[Bogdan Swider]

> I talked with security at lunch only to discover that the 4Runner belongs > to our new CIO. >

O.K. I'm not good at acronyms + I'm middle aged and out of it. I know what a CEO is; what the hell's a CIO? Bogdan

[Conall O'Brien]

>From: Bogdan Swider >To: "'klr650@...'" , k650dsn@..., Mark >McCoy >CC: dsn_klr650@egroups.com >Subject: RE: [DSN_klr650] Parking advice Part II NKLR >Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 17:34:36 -0600 > > > I talked with security at lunch only to discover that the 4Runner >belongs > > to our new CIO. > > >O.K. I'm not good at acronyms + I'm middle aged and out of it. I know what >a >CEO is; what the hell's a CIO? Bogdan

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[Robert Morgan]

OK so you people have finally touched my dark side! Mischief is my life. Here goes. 1. Large cottonwood tree you said...about 30 feet of chain wrapped around said tree and truck's rear diff should send a subtle message. 2. Snap off a wooden toothpick in each door lock, tow trip to dealer, not warranty, customer pay, along with tow bill. Best done on Friday afternoon precluding any speedy fix presumably incurring additional rental car expense. 3. Road flare in back seat, oxygen burns up in upholstery fire causing window glass to implode, things get really exciting after that. 4. Dynamite wired to starter hot lead. Badabing Badaboom 5. Anonymous call to DEA 6. Anonymous call to IRS 7. Anonymous call to FBI concerning missing computer hard drives 8. Anonymous call to local Hell's Angel's chapter about proper respect 9. Never ending stream of pornography delivered to work address. 10. Outcall massage appointments at work I COULD go on. Morgan

----- Original Message ----- From: To: dsn_klr650@egroups.com> Sent: Tuesday, June 20, 2000 3:27 PM Subject: [DSN_klr650] Parking advice Part II NKLR > Thanks for all of the..er...*orginal* ideas. I talked with security at lunch only to discover that the 4Runner belongs to our new CIO. To rub salt in the wound, he wants that spot to be his reserved parking space because it is underneath a beautifully full cottonwood tree. They are going to restripe the lot this weekend and there won't be anymore designated motorcycle parking. > > My W650 looked so pretty under that tree... sniff, sniff. > > Gino, licking his wounds. > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Make new friends, find the old at Classmates.com: > http://click.egroups.com/1/5530/5/_/911801/_/961529260/ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... > Let's keep this list SPAM free! > > Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com > > >

[k650dsn@aol.com]

In a message dated 06/20/2000 5:35:00 PM Mountain Daylight Time, BSwider@... writes: << O.K. I'm not good at acronyms + I'm middle aged and out of it. I know what a CEO is; what the hell's a CIO? Bogdan >> Chief Information Officer. Gino