[dsn_klr650] parking problem
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2000 9:26 am
you> Oih Gino, > I too was going to suggest encouraging birds to nest and eat there. If
your> don't get any satisfaction and are a malicious little bugger you might try > removing one of his spark plugs, pour in a little black powder (any of
sergeant> friends into reloading should have some) and replace the spark plug. Does > wonders for their engine blocks. > Sugar in the gas tank, and old stand-by, doesn't actually work. While > stationed in Africa we poured 2 bags into a scooter belonging to a
billowing> no one could stand and he drove round for months with black smoke
told> out the back. Didn't stop the bike at all. Later on I went on to become > an instructor at the commando training center and one of my colleagues
completely> me linseed oil in the gas tank does the trick. (It does) Apparently it > goes through some chemical process that within 3 days or so will
Yeah, the linseed oil will turn to varnish in the engine. The sugar in the gas might or might not work. It may block the gas filter. But sugar in the oil, this will definitely work...It caramelizes in the right spots and scores bearing surfaces elsewhere....don't ask me how I know. Once during a joint training exercise in Florida (airfield seizures at Choctaw Naval Air Station) in Ranger Battalion a group of us got together and walked about 8 miles to the tower building so we could call our wives on the payphone on Valentines day. Before my turn the air force weenie in charge of the tower kicked us out, even after we very politely explained the situation to him. In a fit of rage (I hadn't seen my wife for 4 months) I sabotaged his car with an artillery simulator in his gas tank, trip wire detonated. His car was parked right next to a 5000 gallon propane tank too which would have taken out the tower as well. Then we walked back. About a half hour later I came to my senses, went back, recovered the booby trap and just cut his valve stems halfway through instead. (I was a little unbalanced then, but I'm feeling much better now!) It seems to me there is a book or a website out there on dirty tricks and revenge, but I don't know the title. Since I've become a daddy I've been trying really hard to act like a grown up and stay away from stuff like this. Probably the most sensible idea I've heard is to check the city codes on parking lot requirements, and then call the city inspector's office. Seems to me motorcycle parking space requirements came under a national legislative bill that sought to increase conservation and alternative transportation modes and gave businesses tax breaks for implementing transportation plans. Does your company have people who carpool? Perhaps if you lose your motorcycle parking, the company could lose its tax breaks too. CIO, does that mean he's in charge of advertising and that kind of stuff? Does that make him a spin doctor (read professional liar)? Jeff> seize the motor and all moving parts. The engine is/will be completely > beyond repair. > The downside of all this nefarious activity is that you draw a line in the > sand and he may retaliate. Might I suggest therefore, wait at least 18 > months before doing anything in which case he'll never connect the two > events. The good thing about this stratagem is that arseholes like this > tend to piss off so many people as they go through life that he'll never > know which one of you it was. > "If you want peace, prepare for war" > Nick >