Oih Gino,
I too was going to suggest encouraging birds to nest and eat there. If you
don't get any satisfaction and are a malicious little bugger you might try
removing one of his spark plugs, pour in a little black powder (any of your
friends into reloading should have some) and replace the spark plug. Does
wonders for their engine blocks.
Sugar in the gas tank, and old stand-by, doesn't actually work. While
stationed in Africa we poured 2 bags into a scooter belonging to a sergeant
no one could stand and he drove round for months with black smoke billowing
out the back. Didn't stop the bike at all. Later on I went on to become
an instructor at the commando training center and one of my colleagues told
me linseed oil in the gas tank does the trick. (It does) Apparently it
goes through some chemical process that within 3 days or so will completely
seize the motor and all moving parts. The engine is/will be completely
beyond repair.
The downside of all this nefarious activity is that you draw a line in the
sand and he may retaliate. Might I suggest therefore, wait at least 18
months before doing anything in which case he'll never connect the two
events. The good thing about this stratagem is that arseholes like this
tend to piss off so many people as they go through life that he'll never
know which one of you it was.
"If you want peace, prepare for war"
Nick
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