parking problem

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Nick Hughes

parking problem

Post by Nick Hughes » Tue Jun 20, 2000 7:25 pm

Oih Gino, I too was going to suggest encouraging birds to nest and eat there. If you don't get any satisfaction and are a malicious little bugger you might try removing one of his spark plugs, pour in a little black powder (any of your friends into reloading should have some) and replace the spark plug. Does wonders for their engine blocks. Sugar in the gas tank, and old stand-by, doesn't actually work. While stationed in Africa we poured 2 bags into a scooter belonging to a sergeant no one could stand and he drove round for months with black smoke billowing out the back. Didn't stop the bike at all. Later on I went on to become an instructor at the commando training center and one of my colleagues told me linseed oil in the gas tank does the trick. (It does) Apparently it goes through some chemical process that within 3 days or so will completely seize the motor and all moving parts. The engine is/will be completely beyond repair. The downside of all this nefarious activity is that you draw a line in the sand and he may retaliate. Might I suggest therefore, wait at least 18 months before doing anything in which case he'll never connect the two events. The good thing about this stratagem is that arseholes like this tend to piss off so many people as they go through life that he'll never know which one of you it was. "If you want peace, prepare for war" Nick

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