You know your getting old when:
1-You only ride on Sunday when everyone's in church.
2-Your bikes three years old with 200 miles on the odometer and 30 layers of
wax on the tank.
3-The first time you become brave enough to ride during the week, you are
awakened by a school crossing guard after dozing off waiting for a left turn
at a traffic light.
4-You are afraid to ride your bike the 150 feet up your graveled driveway to
the garage.
5-You get laughed out of the motorcycle dealership when you finally take
your bike in for service. Undaunted you try again the next day wearing
different clothes, knowing you must have been dressed funny to have them
laugh like that yesterday. They laugh at you again, and just before you
leave, a salesman stops laughing just long enough to tell you, they can't
work on a KLR, at a BMW dealership.
6-After your experience at the BMW dealership you decide to service your own
bike. You realize the modern bikes are junk after stripping half the bolts
on the bike. Your wife hears you swearing, so she comes out to see if the
bikes fallen on you again. You explain the problem to her and you show her
the manual you have been following. You point to the torque tables telling
her they are all wrong. She puts on her reading glasses [which you need but
are to vain to wear] and then asks if in. pounds are the same as ft. pounds.
You tell her to go away and later that day buy your first pair of reading
glasses.
And the list goes on daily............
Dennis Angus
A-11
A really shiny one.
[dsn_klr650] nklr linguist
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Harry (if that is your real name),
Don't try to uncover what you aren't prepared to find out. That's all I
can say at this moment.
LaterZ
Dash
-or am I?
At 01:25 PM 6/2/2000 -0400, Harry Thames wrote:

>Is dual sporting an NSA plot? There seem to be a lot of ex- GI's with big >ears on the list. I'm North Vietanmese DLIWC 1969. >Harry Thames A14 >South Carolina
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