Wilsons Sandbox

Hello All, 0) Simple ways to accidentally totally destroy the bike? (i.e.- overloaded electrical system fire) 1) Can one shift into neutral, while at high speed, without getting killed? 2) Things on the bike that'll bite ya? (i.e.- bottom edges of gas tank can cut wet skin) 3) Foolhardy actions that seem perfectly normal? (i.e.- parking at the uphill end of a long row of Harleys on blacktop, on a hot sunny day without using a pad under the kickstand?) 4) What gear for certain conditions to clutchstart a dead bike? Techniques? 5) Water depth that can be crossed with a stock KLR? Pre / post crossing preparations? 6) Silliest way to get unexpectedly seriously injured? Any advice Y'all could give would be greatly appreciated, as I try to learn the _easy_ way. Much love and admiration, Eric Colorado Springs A13L still no name