[dsn_klr650] ds rookie & new to list

[Stuart Heaslet]

At 01:47 PM 5/18/00 -0600, Bogdan Swider wrote:

>Don't be concerned about your wife. Trust me, she will see the altruism >in your actions and worship you like the shiny, bald God that you are. >Even a Japanese cruiser would not stop the hordes of women from >throwing themselves at your feet. All my love to you Bogwan.

Dear Dawn, My KLR causes me problems with girls. They are attracted to the bike, and then to me, but it never seems to last. After arriving at Sanchez Mexican Deli in Whitehorse, Yukon, I was sitting on the KLR minding my own business and contemplating the previous 300 mile ride. A woman drove up in a Volvo station wagon filled with old newspapers and watched my graceful dismount as I lifted my gut off the KLR gas tank. Turns out she is a Gemini, and was interested in talking with me about motorcycles, building cabins in the woods, and whether I knew Gemini's couldn't visualize color or design until it was actually up. I fell in love with her on the spot, because I knew that if we hooked up, I'd never have to have any house plans or pay for any dang architects. I would always have a job. We shared a couple of enchiladas, but she began to lose interest after an hour or so, or shortly after I was unable to comment on the relative merits of chemical versus composting toilets in a Yukon winter. I'm pretty sure she's an alchoholic, because they really turn me on. I miss her, and plan to return to Whitehorse with the KLR. Do you think this is a good idea? Sincerely, Manuel Leibiel

[Bogdan Swider]

> We shared a couple of enchiladas, but she began to lose > interest after an hour or so, or shortly after I was unable to comment on > the relative merits of chemical versus composting toilets in a Yukon > winter. I'm pretty sure she's an alchoholic, because they really turn me > > on. > > I miss her, and plan to return to Whitehorse with the KLR. Do you think > this is a good idea? > > Sincerely, > > Manuel Leibiel >

Manny, Bogdan here. I don't have Dawn's insightfullness and intuition but I thought I could talk to you about this man to man. Woman like this don't turn up every day, I'd return to the Yukon (or Khazakstan for that matter) and try to woo her again. As you mentioned the bike and your physical magnetism did their job; she was clearly smitten. Something did go wrong at lunch. Was it your deportment, way of talking and/or, I'll be blunt, your lack of sensitivity? You mentioned her inability for abstract visualization and alcoholism, both I agree, wonderful attributes. Females of this sort have a low tolerance for chatter unless it's on TV. The guy sitting tensely, eating... portrayed a sorry contrast to the stud spontaneously lifting his gut off the gas tank. Had you looked into her eyes and thrust forward your hand, palm up, gently cupping a pint of vodka and a colorful condom, I'm sure thinks would have turned out differently. Of course I'm curious to hear what Dawn will have to say.

[Ronald Wells]

Bogdan, How can you spell so well and still do drugs? this hits the spot with my Beam and grapefruit! "Manny" my ass! As far as alchoholic women go... my weakness! Ron -- --- Ronald Wells

> From: Bogdan Swider > Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 16:35:09 -0600 > To: "'Stuart Heaslet'" , DSN_klr650@egroups.com > Subject: RE: [DSN_klr650]NKLR Must Be Shared, Embarrassment Be Damned > > > > >> We shared a couple of enchiladas, but she began to lose >> interest after an hour or so, or shortly after I was unable to comment on >> the relative merits of chemical versus composting toilets in a Yukon >> winter. I'm pretty sure she's an alchoholic, because they really turn me >> >> on. >> >> I miss her, and plan to return to Whitehorse with the KLR. Do you think >> this is a good idea? >> >> Sincerely, >> >> Manuel Leibiel >> > Manny, Bogdan here. I don't have Dawn's insightfullness and intuition but I > thought I could talk to you about this man to man. Woman like this don't > turn up every day, I'd return to the Yukon (or Khazakstan for that matter) > and try to woo her again. As you mentioned the bike and your physical > magnetism did their job; she was clearly smitten. Something did go wrong at > lunch. Was it your deportment, way of talking and/or, I'll be blunt, your > lack of sensitivity? You mentioned her inability for abstract visualization > and alcoholism, both I agree, wonderful attributes. Females of this sort > have a low tolerance for chatter unless it's on TV. The guy sitting tensely, > eating... portrayed a sorry contrast to the stud spontaneously lifting his > gut off the gas tank. Had you looked into her eyes and thrust forward your > hand, palm up, gently cupping a pint of vodka and a colorful condom, I'm > sure thinks would have turned out differently. Of course I'm curious to hear > what Dawn will have to say. > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > Make new friends, find the old at Classmates.com: > http://click.egroups.com/1/4052/5/_/911801/_/958689348/ > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... > Let's keep this list SPAM free! > > Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com > > >

[Dash Weeks]

Here Here, I'll drink to that. I can't do drugs, but I can drink (socially of course) {hey my kids are still awake, don't they count?} I feel that Bogdan's insight usually helps me make it thru the day until my next beer. Well this ones empty..... LaterZ Dash At 05:33 PM 5/18/00 -0700, Ronald Wells wrote:

>Bogdan, >How can you spell so well and still do drugs? this hits the spot with my >Beam and grapefruit! "Manny" my ass! As far as alchoholic women go... my >weakness! > >Ron >-- >--- >Ronald Wells

[Bogdan Swider]

> > Is it bulletproof, as the Beemers claim to be? > > Never been shot at while I was on it... >

Maybe so but I seem to recall an experience of yours that was pretty close. Bogdan