nklr re: bigger they are...
Posted: Tue May 09, 2000 10:15 pm
Has anyone here ever been near a big guy when they fell? I was a few steps
below a friend of mine going up a staircase. We both had been consuming
vast quantities of beer. Friend slipped and fell. AAACCCKKK!!! 260 pounds
of flabbalanche rolling at me! I got him though. No injuries. Never let
him forget about that one though.
Same friend. Party, throwing frisbee in front yard. Frisbee is thrown to
him, he takes off after it, eyes on the frisbee. We start yelling, "Marty,
CAR!!!" he thinks a car is in the road, and he is aware he is not near the
road, so he keeps running full speed......into a parked car! Broken leg on
that one. Ouch. Oh crap I'm laughing again about that one 