nklr back off
Posted: Wed May 03, 2000 1:15 am
Dear collective,
After having my car totaled from the rear on a straight-away while
turning left, in broad daylight, I have become paranoid. Short of pulling a
30 foot long "spike strip trailer" behind the bike, I am contemplating doing
what a friend does and recommends:
He drilled a hole in the driver side floorboard of his car, and installed a
funnel. Upon someone following dangerously close, at his discretion, would
commence pouring .177 caliber "BB" ammo (out of a milk carton) into the
funnel. He claims nothing else is as effective at removing nuisances quickly.
I believe a camera shutter release cable could be mounted to the handlebars
to open a trap door on a dispenser. Any ideas on safe mounting locations,
ways to accomplish this, or moral/ethical/legal advice would be greatly
appreciated.
Eric
A13L "Idontcarewhatyousayiamgoingtoripthedirtwithitbike"
1911A1 .45 ACP "very tempting"
PS-My sportbike friend throws pinball caliber Ball Bearings at the cagers.