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DSN_KLR650@yahoogroups.com, "Norm Keller" wrote:
>
> Revmaaatin wrote:
>
> >Norm,
> >Besides Sunday services, visitation, funerals >and helicopter rides, I
> >also available for marriage counselling, PRN, >etc.
> >HTH
> >revmaaatin.
>
> I'll keep your offer in mind re the funeral for my ex in case my wish comes true. (LOL)
>
> Since you do marriage counselling, can you tell me why my present wife looks annoyed
when I introduce her as "My present wife."
>
> Women are funny. I told some friends the other day, "Our 11 year old has grown so tall
that he's caught up to his mom. She's maintaining her weight lead, though." She looked
miffed. Any idea why?
>
> Looking for insight,
>
> Norm
>
Dunno if I can help you, Norm. Shelly said "I lost eight pounds."
I said, "Look behind you, you'll find it."
(Apologies to Slappy White.)