ok here is one for the brain enhanced riggers in the group to sink

[When you are worthy]

I want to go to north Ohio to pickup a bike about 700 miles one way. it is a DT 400 Yamaha weight without fuel and oil aprox.. 290lb "about the same as me, wife, and bags on the KLR. Is there a way to atach this bike behind mine and tow it home? and I do not nececerally mean sane,safe,good for bike ect. my Ideah was 2 bars between ither side of the rear axle to either side of the front axle. then a bar cros wise on the rack to tie handle bars off to to keep the bike up right? another words can I do what others have said cannot be done!