we deserve a name!-very nklr

[Russell Scott]

Open the hatch HAL. It was a nice try Ed but your humor implant chip still needs some fine tuning. Russel'r --- In DSN_klr650@egroups.com, Russell Scott wrote: > Ed, the fundamental problem is you own a KLX and not a KLR. You have not > been fully assimilated into the collective. Once you become "one of us", > all memories of being flamed will be erased, and you will be implanted with > a humor chip. For now I'll just refer to you as Ed "Data" Boyd. > > Russel'r (oops, another racial stereotype) OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT!!! Its not a KLR, its a KLX! Says it right on the tank! Sh*t! Aaaah....does not compute, does not compute... Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission and I want to help you.... Good afternoon gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H A L plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January, 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you...