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[Dennis Angus]

Spent a lot of time in various northern Montana cities. Couldn't wait for the weekend so we could cross the border and buy the greatest treasure Canada has to offer......Beer. Problem was we would buy it and drink it. The plan was, buy it and bring it back. We would have to buy more. It was a vicious cycle. During the course of these beer runs some important facts surfaced. Canada is very clean. We always made sure we washed the truck and threw away all the empty beer cans before crossing the border. Canadian men are called canooks. We figured that out on one of the runs. It was later in the same cycle we figured out if the guys are canooks, the girls must be canookies. A little later in the same cycle we discovered the canookies didn't have a sense of humor but they did have really large canook friends that didn't like drunk Americans much. It all ended okay after we shared all the beer stash with them. They all decided we were right, they were canooks and canookies just as long as we kept making the beer runs. Great times, great beer, great people [as long as you kept them drunk.] DAngus EH-11