[dsn_klr650] parking...revisited

[billmonahan]

Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Can't stop laughing, over that one!

----- Original Message ----- [b]From:[/b] aegis2@... [b]To:[/b] DSN_klr650@egroups.com [b]Sent:[/b] Tuesday, June 20, 2000 8:36 PM [b]Subject:[/b] [DSN_klr650] Parking...revisited Gino, Here it is my friend.  The real solution to your problem.  Begin by ringing up the president of the local Outlaw biker chapter and say "You are a jackass" and promptly hang up the phone.  Do this every few days for about 3 months.  Then, one day, fifteen minutes before your CIO gets out of work, don't hang up.  Of course our now enraged biker friend will be apoplectically screaming at you down the phone about being gutless and not showing your face etc.  Tell him "Hell, show my face, get over here and I'll kick your ass you chickens*** weasel."  He'll ask where and you say "Under the cottonwood tree next to my Toyota 4 runner in 15 minutes, moron." At this point, you should phone the police and tell them your gay lover, a member of the Outlaws, is threatening to come over and beat you up, and you might also contact several local news station and sit back and watch the fun from the seat of your bike.  You could even video the whole fiasco and sell it to "Real TV."  Over to you, Nick Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@... Let's keep this list SPAM free! Visit our site at http://www.egroups.com/group/DSN_klr650 To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: DSN_klr650-unsubscribe@egroups.com